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Christmas gets more and more meaningful for me every year. Not only the day itself, but more importantly the weeks before Christmas where there's a fuzzy feeling inside me, with all the decos everywhere. Au Contraire for Chinese New Year, the mood dies down every year. lol. Maybe it's cause I receive lesser angpaos every year.

Anyway, for the fun of it, let's count down to Christmas. Supposedly this Christmas Countdown widget plays a loud GONGG when it reaches 0:00:00:00. So if you happened to be at our blog at that time, you'd hear it.

*Disclamer: Double-jays will not be liable for any health deteriorations or even death caused by the GONGGG.

Introducing Kaypoh...

Since I only started working in March, I get 12 days of annual leave. I barely can finish them...and am using the rest of my 3.5days this month. Taking every Monday off..so I only need to work 3.5 days every week till the end of the year! yay! Did not even take any sick leave this year either.

So, now I'm sitting at home...waiting for lunch time. Will be going on a date with grandma and Alvin. In the meantime, I want to introduce our adorable and smexy cat, Kaypoh. She's been with us for the past 1 year. She's getting more and more mischievous day by day, catching rats, birds, bugs, lizards, climbing up and down.

The other day, Kaypoh ran away with her new found toy, a male cat. I was so sad, calling her name out every hour from my window, hoping that she was just lost and couldn't find her way home. Alvin even took the liberty to shake her food container outside the house (she knows its cat food in the container and she'll run towards the sound wherever she is).

Well, she came back the next day!! And when the male cat came near her she chased him away. You go girl!! Must have been a terrible date... We love you Kaypoh!!

Do not use towel or skirt to try the pants

My aunt from Miri is in Kuching. It gave Tania and I a reason to go look see in places around Kuching like pasar malams, India street and all those side store shops that we never bother going. Even though they're packed with all races 1Malaysia and noisy, they are somewhat quite entertaining and interesting sometimes. I know it's bad karma to make fun of things . . but meh . . lemonade from lemons . . .

What does it mean? Do people actually wear towels around while taking pants and just try them on, on the spot? I've never seen anyone doing that before, but I'm sure there's a lot of them since they took the liberty to put up a sign that says not to do so.


I'm guessing they found lots of baby doo-doos on their clothings.

It's also entertaining to read those China made shirts with random words on them. Want to save on advertising costs? No probrem~ just print advertisement on the product.


"I receive a lot of comment on it. A great product". Indeed it is . . . .


PRODUCT DESIGN FAIL. Even if it is on purpose, drinking some water that looked like it came out from Kermit the Frog's ding-dong is not something very hygienic. What if you decide to put air bunga. Still fail.

For those of you who say "NO WAY, I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR AUNT IS IN KUCHING". Here's a picture.

From left: Mr. Boat, Aunty, Tania's grandma.

I was reading Calvin and Hobbes in the toilet the other day. Came across a cute and amusing strip which I think totally sums up working life. Click to enlarge . . don't be lazy.


November


How'd I wish it snowed . . .
But then it would be quite ma-fan to do anything. Would be dead-cold, wet and dark. So.. nah..

The month of November was a roller-coaster ride with so many things happening. No kidding. But the month ended nicely with a nice surprise planned by Jessica. Thanks baby =)


Here's a picture of me being stressed out in one of our gazzilion meetings. People play sports, go out, bang their heads when they're stressed out. Not me, I pick my nose when I'm feelings stressed. =_=". Nice face angle of me I guess.

Attended Dew's wedding, which was nice, although didn't really get to talk to her, but it was ok.

May Hui was there too. So it was the 3 of us.

Some people say I post too many words in my posts. =.=... So I'm keeping things simple. It's a 20 to 1 words to picture ratio. 20 words, 1 picture. o_o.....



We don't celebrate it. No one does... except for the Americans, and Canadians.. I think.. I'm not sure..don't care... Thanksgiving. I'm not an American, but I do like the idea of it. Haha

HAPPY THANKSGIVING ROSSIE SIS!

How nice to have a time and season to say thanks to things around you that you should be grateful for. Although critics said you should do that everyday. So... screw you if you say you only can take part in the celebration if you're American.

  • I'm thankful for things that I don't have. If I have everything, I wouldn't be thankful for anything.
  • I'm thankful for Jay-Jay and Ian Hitz Morning Crew for making my drive to office every morning less of a drag.
  • I'm thankful for Airasia. For making flying cheap for everyone. o_o.....
  • I'm thankful for the love of my life, Tania.... you have no idea how much I do love you.
  • I'm thankful for my colleagues and ex-colleagues, for making work querky and not so boring.
  • I'm thankful for all my friends and family FOR EVERYTHING.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU SAY I CANT CELEBRATE IT. BLUEK!

Cheers!

Happy Birthday Alvin!

I fell asleep at 8pm last night and here I am now awake at 4am! Gotta kill another 3 hours before its time to get ready for work. Been thinking a lot about work lately, even in my dreams (for goodness sake!). I've lost focus on what I really want and have been just cruising along day by day. I need to take charge, and show them I am capable of being as good as any male engineers. That means getting down and dirty (That doesn't sound right at all...HAHA).

Anyway, we had a surprise birthday party for Alvin (a.k.a. OSK's chipmunk) on Sunday at Hartz. Oh yes he was surprised all thanks to a hoax sms from Belle asking him out on a date and he totally fell for it. Though he was pretty curious on my constant smsing and I had to blame it on boss. Sorry Francis. LOL.

Thank you everyone (Belle, Teo, Juliet, Jac, Valerian, Karen, Brandon, Voon, Irene & Emeric) who came and make this all happen. And thanks to all the birthday wishes from everyone who couldn't make it that night. *Hugs*

Jong's Crocodile Farm

I've finally decided to take Alvin out for a "field trip" to the outskirts of Kuching after promising him since August. So, we chose to go to visit our infamous Jong's Crocodile farm. The last time I visited the farm was in Primary 2 and that was before it moved to its current location. I didn't know it is the first and largest crocodile farm in Malaysia!!

We were just in time for feeding time!! And the crocodiles went wild. The feeders rang the bell and you could see the crocodiles from the other ponds were jealous. Haha...Above pics - a tailless crocodile and God knows what happen the other one!! And we saw different species of monkeys on the farm too. Simply amazing...


Overall our trip was not too bad besides the extremely hot sun!! If you're wondering how much it cost to get in there, it's RM10 for Sarawakian adults and RM16 for Non-Sarawakians. Children between age 3 and 12 are half price. Feeding times are at 11am and 3pm.

Mind Your Language Singapore!

,Sad to say, our short break has finally came to an end. Definitely exhausted from all the walking and running (not even gonna mention about the rain while we’re at Sentosa). Time in Singapore was awesome to the max!! Loads of feasting, shopping and a whole bunch of gossips for sure. Some photos to summarize our trip.

Day 1:

Day 2:

Day 3:
Day 4:
And here are some photos of MooDuckie enjoying her trip too.
However there is something I really need to mention about our trip. Question: How dumb can Singaporeans be? One thought that we're Japanese, another one was surprised to have come across two banana Malaysian Chinese and the worst one was calling us KIDS! There was this immigration lady which really pissed us off. Here’s what happened..

I handed our passports to the immigration lady at the airport.
Lady: Ok, you can step aside.
Alvin: Who me?
Lady: No not you.
So, I stepped aside with my passport, while waiting for Alvin.
Lady: Checking in together are for couples and not for KIDS! (while rolling her eyes)
Alvin: We’re older than we look!!

If she was not the immigration lady, she’ll sure get a whole load of crap out from us. I wanted to look for the customer complaint form but couldn’t find one. A complaint form is easily available in the immigration counter in Kuching airport.

What I actually do

A familiar scenario de'javu-ed one too many times

Someone: So where are you working?
Me: In an investment bank.
Someone: Ohh . . . . where? Public Bank? HSBC?
Me: Investment bank . . . .
Someone: . . . . . . your bank's credit card facilities good ah? . . .
Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Someone: erm . . . loans?

Pieces fall where they may. Not everyone is lucky enough to work as what they envisioned work to be, as they step up the stage getting their certificate during their graduation. Some people may work in places they thought they'd never work in a million years and ended up liking it. I'm one of them...

When we were young, when our brains are still in a naive state, we began to set stereotypes for certain things and occupations, may it be because of the media, teachers, or our own parents. We see an image on how a job should be and never realize the complexity of it. For example, when I was a kid, in my head:-

  • Accountants - Nerdy looking people working on a "calculator printer" on one hand, and a pencil on the other fixating on book ledgers.
  • Bankers - People sitting in front of the counter counting money. o_o . . .
  • Doctors - HORRIBLE PEOPLE TO VISIT
  • Lawyers - Crazy people wearing white curly wigs shouting at each other
  • Stock brokers - Lots of crazy people shouting at a few other people in a big big hall.

As we grew older, things wouldn't have changed that much on what we think jobs should be like. You would probably think banking and commerce is all about sales, banking products, sales, money, unit trusts, did I mention sales? If you think that way . . .
most probably you're right. HAHA. However, as you go deeper, good banking executives are more complexed that you might think. On top of knowing what the products are, they would always have to update themselves with information that is changing EVERYDAY and how is it affecting the products that they are selling, do their own book-keeping and records, read A LOT about all types of industries because people would expect them to be the jack of all trades when it comes to the economy.

I work in an investment bank, so I am not a commercial banker or a banking executive. The difference is really my company do not promote credit cards, housing or personal loans or current accounts/saving accounts like commercial banks do. Investment banks, they specialize in
  • stocks & equities
  • futures
  • unit trusts
  • bonds
  • estate & will planning.
I am currently dealing in equities, meaning after getting licensed by Bursa and the Securities Commission, I act as an intermediary to people who trade shares and stocks. I'm in the process of getting my license however and it's taking a long time because of certain complications. With this, clients expect people like us to know everything about everything.

I am still a noob. But I am still trying my best to learn. Dealing in stocks may seem easy, but it's actually not. News Straits Times polls on the top stressful jobs in Malaysia: -

No.1 most stressful job:- Prime Minister of Malaysia
2nd. Doctors
3rd. The chief commissioner of the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC)
4th. Stockbrokers
5th. School teachers
6th. Attorney generals
7th. The inspector general of police.

Number 4... Along side the anti-corruption commissioner. That's pretty high if I say so myself. Before even entering the real job comes exams, licensing, networking, learning and reading. Then the stress on getting good clients in order for you to at least earn something if you are a remisier, or meet the expectations of your company if you are a paid dealer. Even after you get a hold of a few good clients, comes the part of servicing them. One wrong press of a button and you're in trouble. It brings the term "goods sold are not returnable" to a whole new different level.

  • Bought/Sold off the wrong stock?
  • Bought/Sold too much of the stock?
  • Bought/Sold it to the wrong client ID?
  • Misinterpreted what the client said?
THERE IS NO UNDO BUTTON. CTRL-Z?

Apart from being penalized by Bursa Malaysia, the Securities Commission, the company, the client, your boss, sometimes you have to fork out your own bread and butter to solve it. Apart from that, clients would expect you to have a certain level of knowledge on stock picks / economics data / efficiency / technical analysis support / fundamental analysis and whole loads of other things that a stock broker must know in order to make the right decision.

But all in all. I like parts of my job because it's exciting and interesting at times. Anyway, the conclusion to my elaborate statement of my job industry is that, people must not underestimate the value and complexity of certain jobs even though it may seem simple in the outside. I'm sure you readers would understand what I am talking about as well on how other people underestimate the jobs that you are doing. Do they?

Pilot

After contemplating on starting a blog together for about two months, we’ve finally decided to get on board with it. That was the hardest part!! Phew...

We came up with a whole bunch of ideas for the layout. Yes, MANY. But since we only can apply it one at a time, we’ve decided to go with this one, this month. Just love the banana gun concept, since we’re both bananas. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

Anyway, introducing Tania & Alvin by day, Agent James Falcon & Agent Jessica Quackums by night. We know it sounds kinda lame, but that was the point of it. Why Jessica? That’s my 2nd name if you didn’t know by now. And James? Most people don’t know this but that’s Alvin’s confirmation name. And I think James & Jessica has a nice ring to it.

Why secret agents? No particular reason actually. And no, we won’t be blogging about super spies or Sherlock Holmes. Just something about our not-so-crazy-and-spontaneous lives.

And so, this is it. Our blog.

On another note, we’ll be heading across the South China Sea for a short-break-from-work holiday in Singapore tomorrow until next Wednesday. Blog would be dead for the next few days. Haha!

Thanks for dropping by.